1) Hearken back to your archives.
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.

Looks like I’m going to have to go back to my old blog for most of this one:

January: I hesitate to affirm or deny that I am starting to feel better lately on grounds that I may jinx myself.

February: I look like an anorexic with a severe case of bloat.

March: I seem to remember promising someone that if I was ever medically discharged from the military, I would cut off all my hair and dye it pink.

April: Recent revelations called for a minor color change.

May: I’m suffering from a (I hope) temporary case of consumptive stupidity.

June: I know, I know. I haven’t posted anything in a long long time.

July: This week I learned that superstrength Mylanta is a very quick and effective cure for pregnancy-related constipation.

August: So the I-35W bridge over the Mississippi River in Minneapolis collapsed about an hour and a half ago.

September: But I don’t know what to write.

October: I saw this last night along with everyone else watching Comedy Central at that time just after making a comment to BTP about how with every new election, the candidates seem a little worse than with preceding elections.

November: I haven’t updated much lately due to a crippling bout of Blahs that I attribute to hormones.

December: Once upon a time I was an avid player of MMORPGs – specifically Ultima Online.

All right, I’m not tagging anyone as there are only four more hours until the new year (from where I’m sitting, anyway). Feel free to gank my meme (is it just me or does that sound dirty?) if you catch it in time.