Tonight I made lasagna with garlic bread toasted in the oven.
For those of you who do not know, the garlic bread is the best and most essential part of this meal.
As I sat at my computer and went to take a bite of delicious hot crispy-on-the-outside soft-on-the-inside garlic bread, I missed and dropped the slice to the floor where it bounced under my desk. And here is where I made a grisly discovery:
There are cobwebs under my desk.
Cobwebs render the five second rule completely null and void, thus making the previously wonderful garlic bread completely inedible!!!
Now, not only am I sad but I am sad AND I have a nagging desire to dust.
P.S. I may or may not have consumed half a bottle of champagne left over from New Year’s Eve and may or may not be slightly overreacting.
R.I.P. Garlic Bread 
January 6th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Mmmmmm… cobwebby garlic bread.
Heheheh… I knew a guy who would take two large pieces of garlic bread, toss a piece of lasagna between, and voila… Lasagna Sammidges! It was disgusting, but you just couldn’t look away.
Don’t know why I shared that…
January 6th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I am one of Those Disgusting People! For I have done that, only with spaghetti. I’m also guilty of loading my burgers with french fries and my turkey sandwiches with potato chips.
January 7th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Now I KNOW I have ate worse things on the ship than cobwebby garlic bread. You get a couple of pissed off mess cranks and anything goes.
If it was me I would have let the broiler burn off the cobwebs. Hmmmm. Tasty.