Time on deck is 0143.

Seriously regretting that vanilla latte I drank several hours ago.

The purple squirrel in the corner is looking at me again.

I do believe that this time he means to go through with his diabolical plan.

Need more d-CON, staples, and baby wipes.

(Disclaimer: This was but a fun exercise in typing whatever popped into my brain. The time isn’t really 0143, it’s 0206. Yes, I really did drink the latte. No, the squirrel does not exist….outside of my head. We don’t need d-CON or staples, but baby wipes are always in high demand. Had I been hopped up on Jujubes and Stupid Juice, I would have shared as it’s only polite. *MWAH!* GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!)

And still a hopeless Gargoyles fan.

I remember a time where I spent several weeks downloading every single episode off of LimeWire just so I could watch them on my laptop while I was on guard duty. I even got the very first comic in the brand new series while I was still in California. But because the past several months have been, well, busy, I haven’t been on top of my old fandom the way I was.

Today I finally got around to ordering comics #2 - #6.

For the next few days you will be able to find me sitting next to my mail box in heated anticipation.

(*And will be for the next nine months as well as the rest of my life if I can swing it…)

We don’t have a decent new rock radio station here. Is it for that reason that I haven’t heard anything new from Fair to Midland? Song, if you have no idea who I’m talking about.

Just switch the plain whipped cream to chocolate whipped cream and you have yourself Death By Chocolate in a Trifle Bowl.

I’m sooo hungry.  *weeps bitterly*

I sent this around my unit about a year and a half back and the damn thing spread like wildfire. Within days, “YUT!” could be heard all over the goddamn base.

Still makes me laugh.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22579604/

Please say another Marine didn’t have anything to do with this. Please say she simply went UA and the fact that she was supposed to testify about an “on base incident” had nothing to do with her disappearance.

(Update 080111) *sigh* What I don’t get is the whole yes-she-did/no-she-didn’t carry on a friendly relationship with the guy even after she reported him for rape.

Okay, I’m having way too much fun with themes tonight. Yes the background changes between four different scenes.

And just to be SUPER ANNOYING, here is a song I’m sure you’ll wish you could forget about all over again. It goes with the theme.

P.S. I killed off the old blog tonight. Sort of. You can still see it if you look really close.

I haven’t received my Pirates of the Burning Sea game as it is on backorder. I KNEW I should have purchased it in the store, but I got a better deal online. Now I’ve missed the first day of the pre-boarding party. BOOOH!

I really shouldn’t feel bad as I think my computer is too ancient (only three years old??) to handle the game right now. Yesterday I bought more memory (1Gig) and installed it after much cursing and swearing. Every time I tried to line the chip up into the slot I started to see double and would miss. I’d have to blink a few times, squint, and try again. Now picture me on all fours on the floor, peering into a dark computer case, with my hiney in the air and I suppose the whole thing probably appeared somewhat comical. Anyone pointing this out to me at the time would have received a boot to the shin, so it’s a good deal I was by my bad self at that moment. I finally got it in and now the computer is blazing fast (WOO!), but I’ve yet to get a graphics card for the old beast. I was tempted to get one yesterday, and my father is most likely sighing with relief that I didn’t. I forgot what kind of card I needed (an 8x AGP), but when I called him to make sure, my phone died. Oh well. I need to quit that need for instant gratification and order it from Newegg as my father and personal computer guru suggested in the first place.

If I order it now, the graphics card will probably arrive when the game does.

OH! I’m going to be a little random here, but you know what is the best feeling in the world?

Finding money that you didn’t know you even had.

I just now found a check that I received in the mail back in November; a refund from the place I was renting a storage unit from. Didn’t know they even SENT me a refund check and wrote it off as a loss for canceling my lease at the beginning of the month. Yeah! So now have extra cash to buy that card with. *glee* ^_^

Tonight I made lasagna with garlic bread toasted in the oven.

For those of you who do not know, the garlic bread is the best and most essential part of this meal.

As I sat at my computer and went to take a bite of delicious hot crispy-on-the-outside soft-on-the-inside garlic bread, I missed and dropped the slice to the floor where it bounced under my desk. And here is where I made a grisly discovery:

There are cobwebs under my desk.

Cobwebs render the five second rule completely null and void, thus making the previously wonderful garlic bread completely inedible!!!

Now, not only am I sad but I am sad AND I have a nagging desire to dust.

P.S. I may or may not have consumed half a bottle of champagne left over from New Year’s Eve and may or may not be slightly overreacting.

R.I.P. Garlic Bread

I remember coming across something like this a few years back and it just keeps getting funnier every time I read it.

Note: This isn’t work safe. Hilarious, but definitely not work safe.

The Chronicles of Bloodninja

And hey, while I’m posting sites from the days of internet yore; remember this one?  It is work safe, I promise:

Flame Warriors

Which one are you?