I got my game. I GOT MY GAME! All right, admittedly I got it earlier in the week and have been playing it whenever I get a chance, but I’m only a level 6 n00blet pirate so it’s still new news.

Here begins the adventures of Captain Jolly Fustercluck and her ship The Barmy Mama. Yes, that’s where I got the idea for the handle. I wanted it to name my ship. I’m at that level of dorkdom.

P.S. I’m on the Guadalupe server if anyone else is playing. We can rape the horses, ride off on the women, and uh, plunder and… prune the hedges… of many small villages.