Mar 04
Super Target fits in there somewhere.
I can’t go to this place and not buy something.
Tonight, I went with the intention of buying diapers and two gallons of milk. We go through milk in greater quantities than we do toilet water in this house, and that’s not very much of an exaggeration.
Instead I came home with:
- 2 gallons of milk
- Pampers Swaddlers size 2-3 diapers (I swear they exist, but Husband doesn’t believe me)
- 2 jars of Vermouth-spiked olives
- 6 pack of Guinness (glass bottles, duh)
- 6 pack of Shiner Bock (again with the glass bottles)
- Easter stuff for the girl, most of which Mr. H and I will undoubtedly eat, ourselves
- And last (but possibly worst of all) one chocolate mousse Cheesecake Factory cheesecake
I needed the olives in order to make martinis. I simply cannot have vodka martinis without olives, and I cannot have gin martinis at all (barf).
I’m about half way through one of said martinis (takes the edge off my budget deficit guilt complex) and I’m really feeling it, in case you couldn’t tell. I tend overuse the parenthesis when I’m tipsy.
March 4th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
i’ve got 6 Leinie’s cooling in the fridge. i only buy things on sale (except for car parts) so Target is a danger zone for me, full of offers I CANNOT REFUSE. thank god their video game section sucks so bad
i’m trying not to buy more XBOX360 games, but it feels like a loosing battle
March 4th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
What kind of Leinies? I was about to grab that 6 pack of Honey Weiss too, but thought better of it. I was spending way too much money as it was.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Mmmm… Leinies.
Mmmm… Guinness.
Mmmm… Vodka. And olives. And martinis.
Mmmm… Shiner Bock.
Mmmmmmilk.
Mmmm… Easter candy and cheesecake.
Blech… Pampers.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
D’oh! Apparently you’ve managed to end up with a mixture of your Dad and me. Dad likes the sweet Manhattan drink. Yucko! Me? Extra Dry Martinis made with Tanqueray Gin. Shaken, not stirred. Just thinking about the dry vermouth may be too much. Up with extra olives. Yummmmmm!!!!!! Judy makes the perfect dry martini. Ram’s Head. Sam’s Town.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:32 am
Ew, Manhattans.
Seriously? The gin martinis taste way sweeter to me.
I would love to go back to Sam’s Town. Husband and I had so much fun last time we were in Vegas.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
honey weiss! i haven’t felt i have done anything to deserve them, so they may sit until Friday if i hear poker is a go