I kan has 2 day migraine nao?

June 12th, 2008

Wait, that’s wrong.

Do not want! Drugz maek go way, plz?

By the way, I retook that purity test (if you clicked the link in the previous post — the one that goes back to June of 2003 in my last blog — then you know what I’m referring to) and it seems that married life made me a lot less pure. It also seems that a) I’m still not gay and b) the Pope continues to be envious of my (lack of) sex drive. I also wish I could explain the difference in the “Self-Lovin’” category but while doing so would exonerate me (I swear, it’s not what you think!), it would also reveal way WAY TMI.


Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin’ 56.7%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh		 64.6%
Shamelessness 71.4%
It takes a couple of drinks		 78.8%
Sex Drive 81.6%
The Pope is envious		 77.1%
Straightness 14.3%
Knows the other body type like a map		 43.8%
Gayness 100% 83.6%
Fucking Sick 80.5%
Refreshingly normal		 89.8%
You are 65.98% pure
Average Score: 72.3%

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Can’t sleep, Gymbo will eat me

June 12th, 2008

Yeah, so, today was Shake ‘N’ Bake’s (and my) first experience with Gymboree and while the Shake had an absolute BLAST, I spent the time trying not to look like I was a’feared for my very life.

I’m socially inept, people. I’m paranoid when in a group of yuppie females who are all around my age. I don’t like clowns. And the Barnyesque music was the cherry on top of the sundae that was my own personal Hell for today.

After we’re done with the last two weeks that I paid for, I believe I shall find her somewhere else to play. A park, maybe. One without clowns. Those are free.

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And now for the meme! Tag, I’m it:

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