Jun 14
Last night I went to Menards for some cat food.
I came home with:
- 2 bags of cat food
- 1 heavy duty paper shredder
- 1 bird feeder
- 1 hummingbird feeder
- 1 bag of birdseed
- 1 box of nectar mix
- 1 can of pledge
- 1 spray bottle of Fantastik
- 2 spray cans of Fabreze air freshener
And I almost picked up a large whiteboard but figured I was spending enough for one night.
I should just… like… not leave the house. Anymore.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Nectar mix? Up bought pre-packaged sugar water?…
June 14th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
I swear sometimes I’m retarded. That was supposed to be You, not up…what the hell…
June 14th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I know, next time I’ll just mix sugar in water myself.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
1 cup sugar to 4 cups water. The hummingbirds don’t care if it’s red or not. However, I do stain the sugar water that I mix up for the orioles with a bit of the oriole nectar mix. They seem to like the orange flavored/colored stuff.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Soooo… you’re setting up some kind of test? On one side, the cat is presented with low hanging bird feeders, positioned over a waxed ramp leading to a paper shredder. On the other side, there is just a plain old bowl of regular cat food… positioned at the top of a waxed ramp leading to said paper shredder.
The last two items are to clean up the mess. Am I brilliant, or what?
June 14th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Okay, that was pretty damn creative *applauds*
June 14th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
T1G MacGyver…don’t lock him the basement.
June 15th, 2008 at 11:33 am
June 15th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Ummm… that was supposed to be a grin.
June 15th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Aaahahahah, damn gifs