Well that wasn’t as bad as it could have been. Still, I really feel bad for not working out this week.
I’ve been really bad about exercise ever since they closed down our workout hut where I live. Some punk kids decided it would be really fun to flush an entire roll of toilet paper down the toilet and flooded the place. The machines have been removed and the front door has been locked while they make repairs. The managers say that they’re going to put a lock box on the door from now on. Seems like a good idea to me. The neighborhood kids like to use the workout hut as their own personal funhouse. They punch holes in the walls, leave fast food wrappers all over the floor, and one time they cranked the heat all the way up to 90 and left the place feeling like a sauna.
Anyway, ever since they closed it down I’ve had to go to Offutt to work out. We don’t live that far away from the base, but it’s still a pain in the arse to drive down there.
At least I can get gas for ten cents cheaper per gallon on base. Hurrah for AAFES.
June 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Nice socks!
June 29th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
GEE THANKS! White socks are a very original fashion statement. I figure if I post enough pictures, everyone will want a pair and I’ll be considered a cutting edge trend-setter. Maybe I’ll even get my own show.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:46 am
I have a pair, and it’s all because of your trend setting ways.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:43 am
i want to get a scale, but i am afraid it will only mock me with unending numerical jests. i have NO IDEA how to lose weight
June 30th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
I heard that you lose weight by torturing yourself with rabbit food. I guess that means that you’re supposed to stick pellets up your butt or something. I don’t know. I just run a lot and tell myself that I don’t hate it as much as I do.
The scale taunts me. And despite this fact I’m a slave to it and I go back to it every day, several times a day, like it’s the wrong type of boyfriend — the kind that can’t decide if he wants to be with me or not. I tell myself that I should chuck it out the window, but I never do.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
there is a problem: i don’t eat vegetables
June 30th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
You poor boy. You must poop bricks. Drink this and tell me how it goes in the morning.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
i eat BROWN cheerios, there is no problem with my brick-laying
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Well… as I have said before, dieting just sucks big time. I started out at 130 went down to 114 and now I’m up to 132.
LOL! Joie de vivre
July 5th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I gots me a whole mess o gold toe sox. Even if I didn’t know someone who can get them cheap for me, I’d still buy them… they last a hell of a lot longer than any other socks I’ve had.
As for the gain, don’t sweat it. Seriously. You’ll see why tomorrow… ;(