A few posts back, I mentioned a Marine buddy of mine from back in the day and how he introduced me to Spore. Well! Look who’s got a blog now!

Everyone’s assignment is to go over there and spam his leave friendly comments, tout de suite. The tooter the sweeter.

Look at me bastioning:

• The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
• It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
• One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
• The average man’s penis is twice the length of his thumb.
• Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
• A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
• There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
• Women blink twice as often as men.
• The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
• Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
• If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
• Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Here’s that picture you were looking for.

That’s right, I saw you.

Just got an email from my sister-in-law who made it to the big time. YouTube! Check out 4:51 to see her.

Now check out 2:06. Is that the theme song from GREATEST AMERICAN HERO?!?!

Everyone sing with me now:

Believe it or not,
I’m walkin’ on air,
I never thought I could feel so free-ee-EE!!

Flyin’ away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not
It’s just me!!!!

Okay, I’m a dork. <3

Since I’m trying to get back into shape and need a decent weight training regime and and AND I’m too lazy to drive all the way to Offutt due to lack of weights around here *gasps and picks the run-on sentence back up* I thought it would be “fun” to join Amy in her quest for 100 pushups.

I’ve just taken the initial test and cranked out 10 pushups, which to me is mildly surprising because I was convinced I’d poop out at 5 or 6. I guess that lifting and hauling The Shake everywhere is helping, even if it’s only a little bit. 10 is all right. It puts me in the level 2 group which means I’ll have to do a set of 7, 7, 5, 4, and then a max set of at least 5 today, Wednesday, and Friday before moving onto the next tier.

I’ll do that later (says Teh Procrastinator) while Shake is snoozing this afternoon.

I wonder if there is a 100 sit-up program.

(Update) It’s almost 4:30 and I finally got around to my first set. Wasn’t expecting Mr. H to ask me to meet him at Carlos O’kelly’s for lunch, and probably should have turned him down since I had stuffed myself on about 4 large bowls of CornPops not even 2 hours before he called. But I went anyway and ordered a salad that I couldn’t even finish half of.

I began the set and did the 7, 7, 5, 4 with no problems. I started with my max set, finished pushup #5, stared at the floor for a couple of beats and managed to force one more out before shaking my head and getting back up again.

After all that, I feel like I should be doing more. I have a tiny 6 lb medicine ball that I use for crunches, so maybe I’ll do something with that.

Oh, the honesty.

Note: Not work safe. Sorry, Gym!!

This evening I played several hours of Flyff. I wonder how disgraceful it really is in the grand scheme of things to say that I lost my place in Phi Theta Kappa because I was more interested in “killing” CGIs…

I bet I’d be better off in Delta Tau Chi.

My mother sent this to me. Oh yes. I laughed good.

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Congrats, T1G. You’ve surpassed even my own mother in comments! Keep it up.

(Quote from ‘Das Boot’, RDRR)

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3880087

HAH! Score one for the little guy.

The story in a nutshell:

Guy’s neighborhood goes HOA and requires him to pay to park on the street.

Guy pays for the pass, only he forgets to display it before parking on said street.

Guy’s car gets booted.

Guy puts dollies under his car and wheels it into his garage.

The waiting game begins.

I laugh.

(h/t @ fraNk)

P.S. If you have the time, it’s worth scrolling through the thread looking for all the updates from this guy. Some of these pictures are funny as hell.