Dear Readers,
Kindly remind me of all that was unpleasant about being owned by the US Government? Mr. H has been in for 18 years (last February) and with this economy, I find myself worrying about job security should he decide to retire. And then I start missing the field.
How many more times will I need to hear about how retarded I am?
At least once more.
Always.
Much obliged,
Barmy and Friends
This evening I played several hours of Flyff. I wonder how disgraceful it really is in the grand scheme of things to say that I lost my place in Phi Theta Kappa because I was more interested in “killing” CGIs…
I bet I’d be better off in Delta Tau Chi.
F*@%! I never got to see him live on stage.
He was one of the better ones. It’s a sad day in Comedyland.
Wait, that’s wrong.
Do not want! Drugz maek go way, plz?
By the way, I retook that purity test (if you clicked the link in the previous post — the one that goes back to June of 2003 in my last blog — then you know what I’m referring to) and it seems that married life made me a lot less pure. It also seems that a) I’m still not gay and b) the Pope continues to be envious of my (lack of) sex drive. I also wish I could explain the difference in the “Self-Lovin’” category but while doing so would exonerate me (I swear, it’s not what you think!), it would also reveal way WAY TMI.
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin’ | 56.7% Explored the pleasures of the flesh |
64.6% |
| Shamelessness | 71.4% It takes a couple of drinks |
78.8% |
| Sex Drive | 81.6% The Pope is envious |
77.1% |
| Straightness | 14.3% Knows the other body type like a map |
43.8% |
| Gayness | 100% | 83.6% |
| Fucking Sick | 80.5% Refreshingly normal |
89.8% |
| You are 65.98% pure Average Score: 72.3% |
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Please?
Our AC isn’t working correctly and the unpleasant temperature in our apartment is causing the old beast to overheat. Poor thing. I had to install an extra fan.
Yes, that’s clear packing tape holding a webcam to my monitor. It’s not pretty, but it works.
“This stupid little thing, it’s infectious. It has only two chords, it doesn’t even change for the bridge. It implants the melody in people’s minds - it just sticks in there. That’s gotta be the secret. It just keeps on going. People come up to me at jobs and tell me how happy it makes them,” Kames said. “You get a song like this once in a lifetime.”
Farewell Mr. Kames. Your “stupid little thing” will live on at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs for all eternity.
h/t@T1G
There is only one more slice of that wicked, sinful, deliciously chocolaty cheesecake left.
I bought it yesterday. Where did it all go?
I think I’m sitting on most of it…
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