Jun 12
Wait, that’s wrong.
Do not want! Drugz maek go way, plz?
By the way, I retook that purity test (if you clicked the link in the previous post — the one that goes back to June of 2003 in my last blog — then you know what I’m referring to) and it seems that married life made me a lot less pure. It also seems that a) I’m still not gay and b) the Pope continues to be envious of my (lack of) sex drive. I also wish I could explain the difference in the “Self-Lovin’” category but while doing so would exonerate me (I swear, it’s not what you think!), it would also reveal way WAY TMI.
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… |
| Category |
Your Score |
Average |
| Self-Lovin’ |
56.7%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh |
64.6% |
| Shamelessness |
71.4%
It takes a couple of drinks |
78.8% |
| Sex Drive |
81.6%
The Pope is envious |
77.1% |
| Straightness |
14.3%
Knows the other body type like a map |
43.8% |
| Gayness |
100% |
83.6% |
| Fucking Sick |
80.5%
Refreshingly normal |
89.8% |
You are 65.98% pure
Average Score: 72.3% |
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Jun 12
Yeah, so, today was Shake ‘N’ Bake’s (and my) first experience with Gymboree and while the Shake had an absolute BLAST, I spent the time trying not to look like I was a’feared for my very life.
I’m socially inept, people. I’m paranoid when in a group of yuppie females who are all around my age. I don’t like clowns. And the Barnyesque music was the cherry on top of the sundae that was my own personal Hell for today.
After we’re done with the last two weeks that I paid for, I believe I shall find her somewhere else to play. A park, maybe. One without clowns. Those are free.
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And now for the meme! Tag, I’m it:
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Apr 12
100%ALCOHOLIC
I don’t know if I should be proud or if I should join AA.
h/t@Petey
I wish I could come up with something more original to post, but nothing is coming to mind. I’m too busy reading. Plus these Triscuits are going so well with this Leinenkugel’s Red Lager… *nomnomnom*
Jan 31
| What’s Your Best Quality?
Your Result: Personality
Your best quality is your personality! People like you because you are an all around good person. You have good manners and values. You also like to express your personal style and interests.
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| Intelligence |
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| Loving |
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| Out-Going |
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| Ambitious |
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| Sense of Humor |
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What’s Your Best Quality?
Take More Quizzes |
I’ve got blogger’s block. Can you tell?
Let’s see… what to write what to write….
I, uh, went to my psychology class tonight? It made me feel like a nutter.
Jan 30
Ganked from The Chief.
82% Geek
I think it was the Star Trek question and the fact that I still read comic books that set me way over the edge.
And maybe the fact that my favorite number is 42.
Jan 26
And I’m left feeling like I should have done better considering my academic background.
44
Not to be confused with how many colors I can type in five minutes which would (should) be considerably higher.
Heh heh.
Dec 31
1) Hearken back to your archives.
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.
Looks like I’m going to have to go back to my old blog for most of this one:
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