Some screenshots from Flyff. Most of the monsters in this game are your run-of-the-mill anime-style-game monsters. But then you go over a bridge and holy half-naked catgirls, Batman…

And as if that weren’t enough, they went and made one Giant.

Oh. Mygod.

I don’t know why I expected anything less from this kind of game, but, duuuuuuude! 12 year-olds play this!

Well, I don’t feel bad about killing them. That’s for certain.

The catgirls, not the 12 year-olds. Although I doubt I’d feel bad about killing them either, if I were in PvP mode.

I’m sitting here at my computer with the little girl playing happily on the floor beside me and out of nowhere, Windows tells me that it’s detected a new USB hardware device of an unknown type.

What the heck? I didn’t plug anything in…

I look over to my right and there, on the floor, is the girl with the end of my camera’s USB cord in her mouth. The other end was still plugged into the computer.

I wonder if she can store all my mp3s.

My coffee, that’s what.

After cleaning out my coffee maker with vinegar three times (and yes I rinsed it out afterward) and then throwing away said coffee maker (obviously it was limed beyond saving) I took Anne’s advice and got me a free Senseo Coffee maker off the interwebs. Okay, I paid $15 for shipping but a $15 coffee maker is a $15 coffee maker and this one makes pretty damn good coffee. Or… it did make damn good coffee after I figured out what the real problem was.

Our water tastes like butt.

My brother (who will eternally live in diapers and be 2 feet tall in my memory) is going to be graduating from the University of Minnesota with a degree in EE on May 9th. He’s also got a job interview in California on the 2nd.

This just boggles my mind.

But then I’m still trying to absorb the fact that his voice has changed and that he sports a five o’clock shadow by noon.

Congrats, bro. You are teh awesomest of all us kids.

Now quit making us look bad by comparison!

While I was at Target last night I found some of this.  The women at the check-out swore that it wasn’t very good, and so I assume that it is mostly a precaution against accidental ingestion.  I know my cats are the #1 offenders when it comes to eating things they shouldn’t.

Still, I’m half tempted to get a package of it for myself just to eat it.

Where did that come from?

OOOHH!

It all makes sense now.  Thank goodness I decided to read the instruction manual.

Who else belted out a mighty, “What tha…?” when they saw Chuck Norris standing behind Mike Huckabee last night?

strip this guy naked and key his ass. There aren’t many things in the world that piss me off more than self serving swell heads like this douche bag right here:

Marine Sgt Mike McNulty is on activation orders to Iraq (second tour). On December 1st, 2007, Mike went to visit a friend in Chicago before deploying to say goodbye. In order to get to his friend’s residence, and keep in mind that Chicago is a myriad of diagonal and one-way streets, the front entrance (right way) to the one-way street was blocked. Mike, being a Marine, overcame and adapted by driving around the block to the other end of the street and backing up all the way to his friend’s place.

While saying goodbye, at about 11am, he noticed a man leaning up against his car. Mike left his friend’s apartment and caught the man keying his car on multiple sides.

Oh, but it doesn’t end there. Take a look at the rest over at Blackfive.

Kudos to Sgt McNulty for not curb stomping the guy right there.

One of my MIL’s friends has graciously decided to give us a crib and yesterday it was delivered sans hardware.

Not a big deal as I could easily call up the company and purchase a new set.

But when I looked up and called the customer service number for Forever Mine Furniture what I got was, well…

See for yourself? 1-800-356-CRIB (2742)